First, let me say that I like most men have whipped out the ole willy and made water. College and alcohol seem to come to mind, nevertheless I am guilty of yellowing the grass. I firmly contend that it is every mans God given right to urinate outdoors. That being said it is hard to justify this one. When a 15 year old walks past three different bathrooms, leaves the school building, and colors the side of the wall we seem to be pushing the inalienable rights we have worked hard to attain.
The poor kid. I don't know what was worse. The fact that I made him call his mother and explain to her why the side of the building was better than the toilet or the ribbing he received from all of his classmates. As I escorted him to our in-school correction, I could tell that he was extremely embarrassed. I tried my best to cheer him up, but nothing appropriate or funny came to mind. I made some reference to not needing to spray round-up and the use of a natural herbicide, but he didn't find it amusing. Oh well! Piss happens!
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haha - I've always been jealous that guys can pee anywhere - especially at music festivals where port-a-loos are the only option!!
But that *is* odd!
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