Sunday, May 25, 2008

Can't I just get a burger?

Do fast food restaurants have a screening process?

I ignored it for years, but when I moved into administration I began to pay more attention to the personnel flipping my burger in the back. One by one I would mark restaurants off the list, as they would choose to employ from the land of misfit toys. I just couldn't concentrate on eating my burger when I knew the guy making it was suspended for fighting or put in in-school for profanity. Now, I am not implying that these teenagers might take the opportunity for revenge by doctoring my food.

Well, that is exactly what I am saying.

One of my favorite fast food joints is Wendy's. I am a big fellow, so I just love to put away a double w/cheese combo. Delicious!

I walked in the other day, and who do I see in the kitchen but Petey! I'll be damn. Who would trust this kid with a spatula and a slab of meat? I have now vowed to boycott all the fast food restaurants in the town where I work.

I guess the bright side is that I might lose some weight.


Pissedoffteacher said...

These places pay so poorly that no one else will work there.

Enjoy eating healthy.

Anonymous said...

I feel your pain. I drive 50 miles to the next town if I want to eat out...